Top 20 Reasons Why Rivetheads Aren’t Popular
They dress too cool for the local populace. How can those lovely people in adidas tops, or even Type O Negative t-shirts hope to obtain their standard? They dress like either a) homophobic Goths, b) refugees from ‘Mad Max’ or c) (and my personal preference) characters out of ‘The Matrix’. Society responds by calling Rivetheads ‘Freaks!’, ‘Morpheus!’ or telling them that they look like Angel from ‘Buffy The Vampire …read more
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