Industrial Addiction

Actually, if you commute, college will be no different than high school. However, for the resident student, there are lots of other was to make people fear you as if you were a God/ess.
The best thing to do is to pick a landmark that holds considerable artistic value on campus, i.e. a statue or a fountain, or even the craptastic abstract piece of “artistic statement” left over from the schools founding son. Once you’ve found your spot pick a late hour and visit it regularly. Fountains work well because they are usually turned off at night, and people will wonder …read more

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They dress too cool for the local populace. How can those lovely people in adidas tops, or even Type O Negative t-shirts hope to obtain their standard? They dress like either a) homophobic Goths, b) refugees from ‘Mad Max’ or c) (and my personal preference) characters out of ‘The Matrix’. Society responds by calling Rivetheads ‘Freaks!’, ‘Morpheus!’ or telling them that they look like Angel from ‘Buffy The Vampire …read more

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